The American Crisis
/As Thomas Paine said in December of 1776, “These are the times that try men’s social media feeds.” Or something like that. Which, sure, is fairly sexist in a lack-of-inclusion sort of way. But the present constitutional circumstance makes us all fear and/or loathe checking in on the FaceGram.
As a service to all of you, we have scoured the TwitterChat to find any relevant news NOT related to politics, or anything else your drunk uncle wants to rant about. You’re welcome.
Local Politics:
Absolutely nothing to see here.
SCOTUS:
Associate Justice Stephen Breyer is throwing major shade at the Kim Kardashian Robbery (actual headline).
Entertainment & the Arts:
According to TMZ, Snookie survived life saving breast enhancementsurgery. She’s expected to be fully recovered in time to accept an almost certain Academy Award for best supporting actress.
Major League Baseball:
So basically, the Royals, Giants, Cards and Cubs are all out of it. Or if not, they will be soon. I didn’t watched the game last night, because basically, who gives a …
NCAA:
Hogs are away this week. In the mean time, Louisville Basketball Coach, Rick Pitino, has been charged in a prostitution / recruitingscandal. I can only assume UofL is a branch campus of Baylor University. Anyway, when reached for comment, Louisville Head Football Coach Bobby Petrino [no relation] said, “I’m sorry … were you talking to me?”
We will gather together to discuss these and other topics (but mostly Snookie’s surgery) at Fossil Cove Brewing Co.
Fossil Cove Brewing Co. – 4:30 to 6:30
1946 N Birch Ave
Go to FridayAfternoonDrinks.com for details.
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