Fortnite

Huge news this week, Fortnite Season 4, the free-to-play game that costs $10 every eight weeks, has landed in the humid bedrooms of junior high boys around the world.  The anticipation and payoff is like a cross between the 1987 Kathy Ireland SI Swimsuit issue, Peter Gabriel’s album after “So”, and accidentally getting a panty flash at the roller skating rink.

Guys, this release is amazing, you got your Orange Justice emote, you got your massive crater (with hop rocks), you got a child in the house seemingly unable to to turn the damn thing off and do his homework.

Gaming is awesome, but so is finding someone to love.  Either way, lace up your running shoes, we’re doing a 5K.  Wait, what?  Oh, it’s 0.5K, more our speed.

At least it’s not vaping, right?

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