Is this an annual list? Did we do this exact same email a year ago? Honestly, we can’t remember. Writing something this mediocreweek after week is just about as difficult as you might think.

Sexually Obsessed Megan Kelly & Naughty Newt Gingrich — Who wouldn’t want to parade around as the FoxNews new ‘It!’ couple.

The Huma Abedin – A perfect get-up for that special someone who wants all the humiliation of being married to a disgraced politico, without the benefit of having a remarkably photogenic Weiner.

Mike Pence’s Pilot – Perhaps the only person on Team Trump that can get that campaign off the runway.

The Cleveland Racial Slurs – Obviously, the Washington Football Team sets the curve here, but it’s hard to believe a major sports franchise, (and a local Jr. High), continues to present such an egregious racial affront to Central Asians in this day and age.

We’ll gather at Grub’s Bar and Grille for a huge costume contest. Spoiler Alert: V.O. Chadick is coming dressed as a seedy street lawyer.

Grubs Bar & Grille – 4:30 till the Cubs choke it all away.
20 N West Ave

AND! It’s New Client Friday. All (domestic) beers are going on the company card from 4:30 to 4:35.

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