Black Friday is a day to unpack that new big screen TV you got at the pre-dawn Walmart Stampede, picture-in-picture not just one, but TWO Razorback games, and drink till you blackout. Ahhh, tradition.

For those who completed all your holiday shopping before 4:30 am, here is a schedule of Black Friday Afternoon Drinks deals that are too hard to pass up.

11:30 — The Sturners are draining what's left of their tailgate bar at the usual spot in the gardens;
1:30 — This Razorback football season is going to the Vet so it can mercifully and finally be put down;
2:30 — Hoop Hogs get a shot at redemption against the University of North Carolina;
4:30 — Bret Bielema’s Farewell Press Conference;
5:00 — Whatever’s left of us can convene at Grubs to get emotionally ready for a tough Holiday Season ahead.

Grubs Downtown — 2:30 (ish) till we all fall down,
220 N West Ave