He went to Jared!
/The Original Sexy Mother F'er, Terry Smith, offered to write the post this week if he could host this week's gathering AND serve up free drinks.
Terry ... brother ... you're welcome.
***BREAKING NEWS***
The esteemed Democratic candidate for Governor of our fine State has requested an audience with the illustrious, and dare I say, revered members of FADA.
It has come to his attention through some very important Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook posts that a group of individuals who wield immense power and influence in our corner of this great state meet occasionally to discuss topics as wide ranging as: We’re pretty sure it says Yanni. And what the fuck is wrong with people who think it says Laurel???
Let’s not call it a fundraiser. Think of it as a time-share presentation. Enjoy the free drinks and tastefully prepared finger food. Listen to a brief, no-pressure tour of what our state could be. If you like what you hear, get on a payment plan.
Please join us for early evening of flowing cocktails and meet Gubernatorial candidate Jared Henderson, who is first and foremost, a person you will be pleased to have met. And if a Harvard Graduate and former NASA scientist isn't your speed -- did we mention it's open bar?
The Home of Mr. and Mrs. Terry Smith, Esq. -- 5:00-7:30
1885 E Rockwood Trail, Fayetteville, AR 72701
*Spouses and Significant Others are warmly encouraged.
Only time will tell if the legendary FADA bump will propel one of our own to any statewide seat of power in Arkansas. We can - without question - celebrate our Executive Director's foray into prose recitation regarding a “Bad Trip” (ambiguity intended) he once took, as he joins the local band of merrymakers That’s What She Said. This most highly-anticipated event will occur tomorrow:
Sunrise Stage -- Saturday, May 19, 8:00-9:30 p.m.
2781 North College Avenue (formerly Subaru dealership)
Tickets are still available through Eventbrite but will go quickly post post.