There's An App For That

Brother Scott Lozen, our Chief Technology Officer, has been developing a remarkable new app for the NCAA Tournament.  The working title is the March Madness Boss Excuse Generator. 

Here’s how it works:  Enter your name, address, social security number, AOL password, name of your long-lost cousin in Nigeria, bank account number, routing number and account balance by going to www.FridayAfternoonDrinks.com/ExcuseGenerator.

Beep … Bop ... Boop ...  

The Boss Excuse Generator spits out the perfect excuse to get out of work early. Drop that in an office-wide email and within minutes, you’re having fun watching the Big Dance with your friends.  

Barry Osterk did this and got, "Still Wasted from Ruth Bader Ginsburg's Birthday Party.” Mike Diver entered his information and got a “24 Hour Urinary Tract Infection.”  Jan Stoerner got, “My car was stolen and mysteriously driven to the Fayetteville Country Club.” Results are (almost) guaranteed.*

We have pulled some strings to get Cannibal & Craft to open THREE HOURS EARLY, at 2:00 pm, to watch the Hogs v. Bulldogs Game.

Cannibal & Craft — 2:00 to 7:00ish
212 W Dickson St

*Also available in St. Patricks Day & Day After St. Patricks Day Editions.