Climbing Out of the Lent Trap

When it comes to Jesus, we really know our shit.  Ask around.

This is Holy Week, starting with Palm Sunday, Taco Tuesday, Holy Wednesday, Maundy Thursday, Good Friday and Passover Saturday. All leading up to Sunday, when the Easter Bunny comes out of his tomb and (if he sees his shadow) it’s another 2,000 years of sin and repentance.

Most importantly, as of midnight Thursday, the Season of Lent is officially OVER, baby. We are pretty sure switching to Splenda for six weeks was almost as hard as spending 40 days and 40 nights in the desert. We assume.

He (with a capital H) really appreciates your sacrifice. Except for Vince Chaddek, who ‘gave up Catholicism’ for Lent. Let’s see how cute you think you are when your soul’s on fire for all eternity, Vincent. "Smart asses (and Methodists) shall not enter the Kingdom of Heaven.” — Proverbs 31:6.

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