March Madness in the Larva Stage

Does anyone know who won the Hogs’ game last night? Yesterday was … a bit of a shit show.
 
Long story short, after his paid speaking engagement at Bud Walton yesterday, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar offered to sober drive a few of us up to St. Louis to watch the SEC tourney. 'Roger Murdock'  is a good co-pilot to have on a road trip because he won’t drink (for religious reasons), but he has absolutely NO problem making a stopover at Downstream Casino so he can turn $90 grand in speaking fees into $10k in poker chips. 
 
Admittedly, the NBA’s all-time leading scorer tends to move the driver’s seat so far back it makes it hard to fit five of us in Lozen’s Sentra, but I digress.
 
Anyway, somebody thought it would be a good idea to hit the Anheuser-Busch plant tour on our way to the game. Not saying whose fault it was (Jan). Let’s just say, there was an issue when we got to the vat of Michelob Ultra, and we never made it out.
 
Upside, we all woke up today feeling pleasantly refreshed, only slightly buzzed, and not the least bit bloated.
 
Brewski’s Draft Emporium – 5:00 to 7:00
408 W Dickson St