Dunking By July

In Sports, the long suffering Boston Celtics won their last playoff series of the year. They play the Cleveland Steamers/Cavaliers next week and -- since they don’t hang Conference Semi-Final banners in the TD Ameritrade Boston Garden -- we should probably celebrate while we can. 

Here at FADA, we have a personal goal of #DunkingByJuly. The Celtics all have personal goals of #PuttingByJune.

Work's been kind of busy this week at our For-Profit arm, FADA Business Consulting & Cash Laundering. It’s been kind of hard to keep up with current events. We got a rush of new crisis management clients — everyone from AT&T to Novartis — and a bushel full of Russian Oligarchs called looking for NEW representation. Not sure what happened, but each new client was previously working with Michael Cohen’s public policy, real estate and accounting firm, Trump Funnel Consulting LLC. 

If anyone can fill us in on the week’s winners and losers politically speaking, send us a note at TheDonaldWhispers@AnythingForMoney.com

Pinpoint— 5:00 to 7:00
23 Block Ave.

One side note on Pinpoint: This is a pinball and specialty gin bar in the basement of the old JR’s Lightbulb Club.  One of the pinball Machines on site, Playboy is on loan from the Myke & Allison Malon Foundation. Through a partnership with Pinpoint, and FADA Business Consulting & Cash Laundering, the Malon Foundation has been able to launder over 275 million game tokens through this single machine — and are now looking to expand their enterprise to Chucky-Cheese tickets. 

Lets all congratulate Myke and Allison on their steadfast support of Deaf, Dumb and Blind Pinball players throughout our area.

**Lastly, feel free to print out this email, fold it in half and give it out as a Mothers Day/Graduation Day card.  You're welcome.**