Vlade's a Baller.

Sure, Vladimir Putin has a history of imprisoning female rappers, poisoning political enemies and murdering journalists.  And got his team of Olympic athletes tossed from the Pyeongchang Winter games. Not to mention, this week we found out that the Russians most definitely meddled in the 2016 presidential elections (Yeah, there's a fucking surprise!).  

But this week our man Vlade took it to The HNL (Hole 'Nother Level). Knowing those steroid-hating pee-holes over at the International Olympic Committee would be intently watching for performance-enhanced foot-stampers from what was left of the Olympic athletes from Russia, Vlad went out and juiced a curler.

A fucking curler.

You know that ‘sport’ kinda like shuffleboard — but on ice, with Swiffer mops, and no beer. Yeah, THAT curling. Did he think having a sweeper who was ‘jacked' like Barry Bonds would help?

Apparently, V-Poot counted up the fucks he had to give and realized that number was somewhere less than zero. Might as well feed a fist full of synthetic horse adrenaline to a trio of guys from whatever is the Russian equivalent of Wisconsin Elks Lodge members.

Take that, Jimmy Carter.

We will gather today to bask in awe of the sheer brazenness of a guy that is most clearly playing with house money.

21st Amendment (What's more American than that!?!) -- 5:00 to 7:00
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