Memorial Day Notice

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Going forward, anyone who kneels in protest during the singing of the National Anthem at the beginning of each FADA could be subject to a fine of two rounds of premium shotsfor the entire bar.  If you truly hate America — I’m looking at you, Laurent — you are welcome to cower alone in the bathroom for the duration of the compulsory exposition of patriotism. Please keep in mind, this new policy is concurrent with our existing guidelines of loving our country’s flagwhile still hating the First Amendment.

Maxine's Tap Room — 5:00 to 7:00
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Lastly, If you would like to go on Dr. Pierce Osbourne's semi-annual Parent/Child float trip and periodontal seminar this Saturday, please contact Dr. Osbourne. He is not reachable on any social media platform so email him at his AOL accountor call his land line. — OR — Meet at Red Kite near Mission and Crossover at 7:30 am tomorrow. Bring a life vest and a pair of cut off jean shorts.  If you want to rent a canoe in advance call Ernie’s King’s River Outfitters at (479) 253-8954.