Valentine's Day Doubles Luge

As all of America has been glued to television coverage of the 2018 Winter Olympics in P.F. Chang’s, most of you are already aware of this breaking news.  Jan Stoerner and Jeff Edwards placed 5th in the Doubles Luge competition — finishing an embarrassing .00051 seconds off the medal pace.

Sturner, who as far as we can tell is a "professional" golfer, is considered (at best) a two and a half sport athlete. The highlight of his athletic career was finishing second (out of two competitors) in the Slam Dunk Contest at the 1991 Ivy League Conference Tournament. As an athlete, Edwards is considered an above average attorney.

Cannibal & Craft — 5:00 to 7:00
212 W Dickson St