FADA Person of the Year

Full Transparency: We offered it to Gus Malzahn first.  Let’s just say, that didn’t work out.

We were told (via Twitter) that Trump was a no-go because he refused to submit to our conditions that he NOT grope the photographer during the cover shoot. In retrospect, that was an unrealistic demand on our part. 

We also considered the multitudes of people who bravely came forward this year and told their story of how Keely had sexually harassed them in the past.  That roundup stretched longer than the line of victims for the Al Franken Kissing Booth at the Minnesota State Fair.

So, for our fourth choice... 

If 2017 was the year the Silence Breakers went viral, it was also the year the Cock Tracker went global. Dr. Phillip T. Maynard, ChD, globetrotted the earth as the intercontinental Johnny Appleseed for his home brew of Poultry Enhancing Drugs. His chickens won't be competing in the Pyeongchang  Olympics, but they will be filling buckets of extra-crispy from Amsterdam to Bangkok.

This week, we're crashing the Company.Politics. office Holiday Party. Open Bar provided by a generous donation from the Karen & Daniel Bla$ingame Foundation.

Company.Politics. World Headquarters -- 5:00 to 7:00
31 E. Center Street, Suite 300

All are welcome, just don't tell our asshole landlord.