Scary, Sporty, Baby, Ginger & Posh

This is big. More fabulous than the Richard Pryor-Marlon Brando love affair.  

This week, we received news that will alter our lives for the next decade. Melanie, Mel, Emma, Geri and Victoria announced they will be reuniting for a new Spice Girls world tour. Three words:

Oh!

Emmm!

GEE!!!

Has anyone checked on Terry Smith, because he has GOT to be freaking The Fuck out!

We will gather today at Sassy's Red house (where else?!?!) to figure out how the hell we are gonna live our lives from now on.

Sassy's Red House — 5:00 to 7:00
708 N College Ave