Tailgating’s a Marathon, Not a Sprint.

Many people say the first game is a tune up.  We know the great ones tailgate like its the Super Bowl every week. So before it all starts, everybody take a deep breath.  The next 36 hours are going to test our souls.

First off, Welcome back, Skip.  How’s your dad?

Here are some important things to remember for the coming weekend: Grab some rest every few plays.  Wear light clothing that is comfortable in near perfect weather. Ole Miss is 5-1 against-the-spread in its last 6 games. Carbs.  I recommend Bacon Lobster Mac-n-Cheese, but make due with whatever you can. And Hydrate.

Lastly, don’t serve Chick-Fil-A.  You’re better than that.

Here’s the line up for this weekend:

Friday Afternoon:
JJ’s on Dickson – 4:30 to 6:30
324 W Dickson St. (Just opened!)

Friday Evening:
Keely Meyer’s season kickoff party – 6:45 to 9:45
311 W. Ila St.
Live music and appetizers served on little plates.  PLEASE, at least wear a clean tank top, and act like you’ve been around good people before.

Game Day:
Southside – Jan Sturner’s tailgate – Noon
The Gardens (South of the Border) – Spots 54 and 56.
Serving more Creepy Uncles than a NAMBLA convention.

Northside – Brooks-Lozen-Agee-Scarbrough-Watson – Noon
Hall Street Lot “G” Northwest Corner of Leverett School Details.
It’s a school parking lot.  Don’t pee anywhere that could get you put on the sex offender registry.

 
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