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/ Kellams Indoor Stadium/

I am losing my shit.

Nate Silver says that we have a 34% chance of placing leadership of the Free World in tiny, pussy grabbing hands. We all thought it was another Trump exaggeration when he said he was going to throw Hillary Clinton in prison.

Well, apparently FBI Director James Comey DIDN’T GET THE JOKE.

If this thing goes bad, and I get mysteriously shipped off to a Trump Tie making labor camp, two quick instructions:

  1. Destroy all previous emails from me.
  2. In future discussions with “investigators“, refer to me by the code name:

Today we will cuddle together in a ball on the floor at Kellams Indoor Stadium, and play Beer Pong – before the FBI makes that illegal sometime next week.

Kellams Indoor Stadium – 4:30 till all of this blows over
1109 N. Eastwood Dr.

Core Brewing Company is providing a keg of Easy Living IPA (even though livin ain’t easy right now). Laura is doing some finger snacks, which should be perfect for tiding us over through the apocalypse.

Go to FridayAfternoonDrinks.com for details.

 

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