Happy FADA's Day

Perhaps it is not purely ironic that it was a member of the Maynard family that first mistakenly referred to this gathering as the “Fayetteville’s Alcoholic Dads Association???”

Fathers Day harkens us back to the gentle soul who always knew just when to say, “I’m not mad … just disappointed in you.” Perhaps your father was the type that knew how special it made you feel when he gently put out his cigar in your arm when you spilled a can of paint in the garage. Maybe you should call that old fella, because, “It would mean a lot to your mother if you’d just pick up the phone once in a while.”

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This Friday before Father’s Day we are proud to announce a first!  Our friends at Cannibal and Craft are throwing their doors open early for us and offering an exclusive Friday Afternoon drink specials for everyone with Daddy Issues*And the rest of us that are currently causing them.*

Cannibal and Craft – 4:30 to 6:30
212 W. DicksonStreet

To the old men that kicked our asses and then brushed them off. Those that expected more of us, and encouraged us to do so.  And to those of us sorry bastards now just trying to figure this fatherhood shit out for ourselves, we raise our glasses.

BTW — I talked to my therapist about you.  He said its OK for you to have a drink with us today.