‘Your Ad Said You Do Wetwork…’

The over/under on New Years Resolutions is usually about two weeks.  And our two per annum abnegations — Talk Less Politics and Pay No Attention to Fake News — took an absolute beating this week.

Looking back, maybe it wasn’t such a bad idea for Donald Trump to only hold a press conference once every 7 months.  Trump voters wanted a president that would forthrightly give the fancy pants American media the middle finger.  And, as if we had all Voted for Pedro to lead the free world, their wettest dreams have come true.

We’re not talking one of those polite society flush knucklers with middle finger and thumb standing at attention.  More like a clinched fist, with the middle finger erect — where the thumb is holding back the three other fingers to keep them from ganging up on you.

Not this … or this … or even this. Definitely more like this.

For the record, we don’t actually believe our President-elect paid Russian prostitutes to urinate on beds where his political enemies had slept.  In corporate America, there are some jobs on which you just don’t delegate.

The 21st Amendment is reported to have urinals fashioned to look like open mouths. We will conduct a site visit today to see for ourselves if this plumbing feature would be a well suited addition to the soon to be renovated Oval Office.

21st Amendment — 4:30 to 6:30
406 W Dickson St

We have no confirmation The Donald considers The Fayetteville Flyer “Fake News”, but this report caught our eye. Evan Stephens Hall, singer of New Jersey-based band Pinegrove, will perform at a house party tonight at 480 W Cleburn St. with local indie group, Brother Moses. We (almost) never crash house parties to which we haven’t been invited.  But this might require we make (another) exception.

Go to FridayAfternoonDrinks.com for details.