Let’s talk about the weather.

When you can’t talk politics, work sucks, you know better than to discuss religion, and it’s too painful to talk sports, people usually avoid contentious topics by exchanging plesantries about the weather.

So here goes…

Today’s forecast calls for a drizzling shit-storm unlike any mankind has ever seen, with moderate to severe hell-fire and damnation.  A furious tempest of God’s wrath is expected, complete with raining frogs, plagues of locusts, and rivers turning into blood.  Also, mostly clear skies with an unseasonably pleasant high of 64 degrees across Northwest Arkansas. Followed by three days of darkness.

Usually we start about 4:30.  I plan on going to a dark windowless place and drinking all day.

Maxine’s Tap Room — 4:30 till this nightmare ends
107 N Block Ave

In NFL action, this weekend brings matchups of the remaining  four horses to determine who goes to the Super Bowl. Conquest and War out of the NFC will play for the right to face the winner of Famine vs. Death on the AFC side of the ledger.  We wish good luckto all teams.