We’re not exactly sure where the mix up happened … but … we weren’t (technically) invited back to the Northwest Arkansas Council Christmas Party. Again.

Who knows why … They’re under new management … Mail runs really slow this time of year … It doesn’t matter.

Anyway, stop by for a quick round before heading off to your mandatory holiday gathering — where Janice from Accountingcounts your every drink, and the guy two cubicles over wants to tell you what he REALLY thinks about working in this shithole.

Cork & Keg — 4:30 to 6:30
509 W. Spring St.

Like any other Holiday Party, spouses/others are encouraged — BUT ONLY IF THEY WILL LEAD THE ELECTRIC SLIDE.

As the old song goes, It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year… to wreck your career by: showing off a few skills you learned in that pole dancing fitness class; hitting on the bosses daughter; or making out with the new guy from marketing (and his girlfriend).

* We’re kidding! Almost none of those things have ever happened at any Office Holiday Party where we’ve worked.

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