Monster Mid-80's Keg Party for a Cause
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A couple of instructions for this afternoon/evening's kegger/charitable fundraiser for the Fayetteville Public Education Foundation (invitation & details below):
Cambre Horne-Brooks has informed me that this will be a Purple Bulldogs 1985-1988 themed party. That seems incredibly specific, but it's her party, so it's her rules.
Please plan accordingly. Any costumes pertaining to the early 80's (1980 - 1984) -- or very late 80's (1989) -- will NOT be eligible for the competition. For example:
All Madonna costumes must be related to either the True Blue or Like A Prayer albums. Anything before Like a Virgin or after Erotica are not acceptable.
Bill O'Reilly themed costumes of a young regional reporter sexually harassing his way up the network ranks are fine. Costumes of O'Reilly screaming at Inside Edition producers are definitely not "ALL RIGHT!"
Next, the weather looks great. We should be able to go out on Nirmal's deck. If you didn't know, Nirmal has a really big deck. HUGE. He loves to show it off at parties. They don't call him the Deck Doc for nothing. [AutoCorrected]
Lastly, you are cordially invited to join us at an early VIP reception and/or pre-game drinks at Mickey Finns Irish Pub before joining polite society at 6:00 upstairs.
Mickey Finns Irish Pub -- 4:30 to 6:00
644 W. Dickson St. #114
Go to FridayAfternoonDrinks.com for details.
It's never too late to RSVP by emailing Emma@fayedfoundation.org. Or you can be that one asshole who shows up to everything unannounced, just like you've done the rest of your entire sorry life.
