Here she is ...

It has been a momentous week for our fair city.  All of us, at one point in our lives, have either dreamed of being Miss America, or dreamed of being with Miss America. But it’s a scholarship pageant, you perverts.

When asked for comment about how being home to the reigning most beautiful girl in the world might affect economic development throughout the region, former President and CEO of the Northwest Arkansas Council, Mike Malone, said “Duuuude…Not my EFFING job…anymore.” Malone went on for, like, 45 minutes (finally) telling us what he REALLY thinks.

About everything.

In fact, his comments about Miss America were probably the least alarming thing he said. Concluding, “Oh, and I’m not wearing no skinny jeans right now, I can tell you that.”

Because Miss America believes the children are the future, teach them well and let them lead the way, we will gather today at the Shelton household in support of an event for Arkansas Advocates for Children and Families.

Shelton Household — 4:30 to whenever
3480 N. McArthur Ct.
Mission Blvd past Crossover.  Left on Gulley Rd (Co. Road 345). Right on Maywood (into Overton Park). Left on McArthur Ct.

And because Miss America only wishes for World Peace, the warring factions between Sturner Tailgaters and Lozen/Brooks/Watson Tailgaters have declared a truce for The Little Shootout (Arkansas vs. Texas State).
Hall Street Tailgate — Leverett Elementary Parking Lot
Saturday, 2:00 pm (Weather permitting)

We Are the World…