Today marks the last time we will gather before everyone goes off to camp for the next six weeks or so. It has been awhile since we were escorted off the Kamp Kanakuk property — for what, in reflection, seem like fairly legitimate reasons.

Records indicate the only one of us who could possibly be allowed within 500 feet of a Baptist enclave is Mike Driver. We will gather today to ask him if many of the old traditions still hold true. Do they still split into two Native American tribes, unearth the hatchet, and rub “War Paint” all over their upper middle class white torsos? We have a civil rights attorney who was, let’s just say, curious.

Some were wondering if they have loosened the rules about sneaking over to Kamp Kanakomo after curfew and hiding outside the showers while the Kickapoo counselors are bathing — or is that still frowned upon? Did that just get creepy?

Find out the answers to these and many other questions today at the Beer Keg.

The Beer Keg — 50 E. Township
4:30 to 6:30

FYI — After today we’re taking off for our annual summer break until August 12. Please drink amongst yourselves.