We will gather today in preparation of honoring Dr. Pierce Osborne.

*Pictured above after (or during) a long day periodonting — whatever that is — enjoying a glass off America’s original cheap whiskey, Lord Calvert…for Gentlemen of Distinction.

The Official Periodontist of Donald Trump’s Debate Prep Team is being honored at the Hope Cancer Resources Fashion Show as the Gentleman of Distinction. P.O. has always been a paragon of fashion and is obviously well-deserving of this important honor.

What??? I’m not joking!?!?!

To celebrate his commitment to fighting cancer, we will pre-game at Maxine’s International Tap Room. If you are not able to make it to the John Q Hammonds Center for the event, we will happily collect one dollar bills to stuff in The Good Doctor’s waistband. For Charity.

Maxine’s International Tap Room — 4:30 to 6:30
Immediately next to Bob’s Studio

After FADA — The 13th annual Bill Fleeman Gentlemen of Distinction Fashion show begins at 6:30 at the John Q Hammonds Center. Plenty of good seats still available. Details

If you can’t make it, we’ll assume you love cancer.

Editors Note: Normally we would link to a album of photos demonstrating Pierce’s true fashion sense, modeling an bold array of scrubs, fishing shirts, cargo shorts and Gulf Coast airbrushed boardwalk t-shirts. Unfortunately, our man has maintained an immaculate digital profile. No Facebook, Instagram, Myspace, Pinterest, nothing. He’s still on AOL and probably wears a flip phone (on his belt). We anticipate a letter from his attorney demanding removal from all Friday Afternoon Drinks digital properties later this afternoon.