When you were giving thanks yesterday for the leather seats in your extended cab pick-up, and the NFL RED ZONE Channel, Brother Lozen reminds us to ask for His grace for all humanity.

Somewhere in there, we hope you asked Jesus to deliver Yeezus.

Kanye West, the presumptive 2020 presidential nominee (of both parties), could use your thoughts and prayers at this difficult time, you selfish pricks.

Mr. Kim Kardashian has always been too busy writing history to read it, but this week has been more than just leopard skinned hoodies and fur pillows that are surprisingly hard to sleep on. But if this crazy year has taught us anything, it is that some combination of sleep depravation, dehydration and not being able to watch yourself perform will never derail your presidential dreams. And for that, we gather together to give thanks.

6494 Bistro Lounge — 4:30 to 6:30
The Chancellor Hotel (70 N. East Ave)

…because if your family is staying with you this LONG weekend, getting yourself a room might not be the worst idea.

Go to FridayAfternoonDrinks.com for details.

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