The One-Fingered Salute

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In honor of Veterans Day, this week a Virginia cyclist was fired from her job with a government contractor for making an obscene gesture towards President Trump’s motorcade.

Fayetteville is known to be a community that shares this same passion for … ummm ... cycling.  So it came as no great surprise when a number of local employers this week announced they were firing employees for giving the One-Fingered Salute in the general direction of our Commander in Chief.  These employers include:

  • Walmart Legal, 
  • Houses Inc., 
  • The mysterious tech company that recently gobbled up BlaSingame’s other mysterious tech company, 
  • KUAF, 
  • Crazy Phil’s Performance Enhancing Chicken Hormones, LLC, 
  • University of Arkansas Biology Department, 
  • multiple employees at the Veterans Hospital of the Ozarks, 
  • and every single person who ever worked for Company.Politics. 

Coincidentally, The Driver Real Estate Holdings Co. remains fully staffed. We will gather together today to apply for unemployment and work on our resumes at the newly opened Axis Lounge (because it’s Veterans Day, and we couldn’t find an Allies Lounge).

AXIS Lounge -- 5:00 to 7:00
25 E. Center St.

In other “news", it turns out the the Ten Commandments/Second Amendment guy running for U.S. Senate in Alabama is (allegedly) a pervert. It is hard to call any of that "News" exactly in a state like Alabama, since as we have previously established, there is not one good goddamn thing about the entire state of Alabama.  If you would like to defend the virtues of the state of Alabama, the unsubscribe button is here:

Lastly, in sports, the Hogs open their 2017-18 Basketball campaign tonight tonight against the Samford Cardinal (or the Stanford Bulldogs ... Whatever.)  Also, the Football Hogs play LSU this weekend, marking the Razorbacks last three games under coach Bielema — THIS SEASON.