It's Bid Day!
/The last day of Rush can only mean one thing:
We are all gonna get loaded up on trashcan punch and sing songs about life enduring bonds with people we met about 45 minutes ago.
A few notes of caution before we head into the new semester:
In case you missed it, Anthony "Mooch" Scaramucci has officially de-pledged. Technically, we're not sure he actually received his bid before bolting. Either way, best to just not ask Brother Steve Bannon about it.
Not sure who got the bright idea to have last year's pledge class erect an 18' monument to "Confederate General" Michael E. Driver, but that DID NOT go over well.
Lastly, don't grab Taylor Swift at the meet-and-greet. Just don't. Not naming names, Keely, but we really don't feel like we should need to explain this shit. Don't. Do. That.
We will gather today to plan for the exciting new year, and pour one out for Uncle Frank, Glen Campbell and Adam West.
Dickson St. Pub -- **5:00 to 7:00**
303 W Dickson Street
**Note the new start time for this year. If you want to start early, start early. That's your issue, not mine.