Did you get the memo?

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Straight from our own Deep Throat, FADA has obtained the Nunes memo.  We have retained counsel and summarized the key points, and it's pretty damning, to be sure.  

Please read with caution,  some are concerned that releasing the “Nunes Memo” could potentially undermine faith in the massive, unaccountable government secret agencies of the United States. 

According to the memo, the FBI has taken the following "politicized" actions previously thought to be unthinkable:
 

  1. Habitually cooked popcorn in the microwave, right around 4PM.

  2. Uses their leaf blower every Sunday morning.

  3.  Really likes Zayn's record, but not that into Harry's. 

  4. Actually did not think it was ok tune in to KZJZ “The Station Everyone Agrees To Leave ON!”

  5. Insists on going to Walmart wearing that pair of Vibram FiveFingers.

  6. Loved "Batman v Superman"

  7. Had a total meltdown at Starbucks over the Unicorn Frappuccino. 

and the hottest take of all, 

      8. Details Tom Brady's reckless use of dihydrogen monoxide.


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