Bless His Heart ...

Our Society Editor, Keely Meyer, brings you up to speed on the latest from Hollywood.

Oh my gosh! Did y'all hear about that big movie executive, Harvey Weinstein?!?

Well, of course, those of us in polite society don't talk about tacky things like this, but apparently he's been up to what the call in Texas, 'second-degree felony sexual harassment.'

What would his poor mother say???

I am just horrified that Hollywood -- that bastion of all we hold dear (like HGTV and the Kardashians) -- would allow such vulgar events to take place. I'm quite sure I have no idea what a 'Casting Couch' is, but I read in Southern Living that a Chesterfield sofa with a deep seat and high tufted frame give it a cozy feel just right for chats. 

But, it's going to be fine after all! Dear Harvey has written a lovely hand-written apology letter on the most delightful monogrammed stationary.  Harvey promises to spend some time off mercilessly harassing the NRA to atone for his tawdry indiscretions.  One presumes that means he will invite Wayne LaPierre up to his luxury hotel suite and make him watch as Harvey takes a shower.

We can rest easy now, knowing that once you say you are sorry (and reach an out of court settlement), all is forgiven. 

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