Comey Don't Play That.

/ Cannibal & Craft/

Uuuugh.  So, yeah, hangovers have us feeling a little banged-up today.  

We're not second guessing the decision to fly to Washington to watch former FBI Director James Comey's testimony before the Senate Intelligence Committee at several of the Capitol Hill bars that opened early for the occasion. However, we obviously should have looked more closely at the rules of the 'Deposed Director Drinking Dash' in advance.

  • Take THREE drinks each time we are reminded Trump was told he was "not under investigation."

  • Buy a round of Champagne each time you feel sorry for Eric Trump because "non-humans are just so mean to my daddy."

  • Take a shot each time a female senator is man-shushed by the Chairman.

  • Every time Director Comey reveals an unambiguous impeachable act -- FINISH YOUR BEER. 

It was this last rule that finally did-in Mike Driver. Driver's underpants were last seen (on his person) at the beginning of Sen. John McCain's Q&A.  It gets a little fuzzy thereafter -- for all of us. 

David Johnson has been released by Capitol Hill Police after they were called to break up a heated argument between he and the Librarian of Congress -- as to whose library had the better Children's Summer Reading Program -- that had regrettably turned violent.

Props to Billy Bush for joining us at renown Capitol Hill Think-Tank / Tex-Mex Bar Tortilla Coast. Bush arrived just in time to hear Tammy Lorince's hilarious jokes about how she ALSO wanted the Attorney General to protect her from a surprise one-on-one dinner with The Donald. This afternoon, we will rally, rinse and repeat.

Cannibal & Craft -- 4:30 to 6:30
212 W. Dickson St.

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In honor of yesterday's investigative hearing on Russian election interference, Cannibal & Craft is offering $5 Moscow Mules!