Bikes, Blues and Blassingame XVIII

We wanted to make you aware of a few changes to our annual festival of retiring accountants, bankers and other various & sundry middle-management white nationalists known as Bikes, Blues & BBQ.
 
First and foremost, don’t miss the Artisan Meth-Amphetamine Tasting in the alley behind Bordino’s Fine Italian Restaurant. Specialty crank-cookers from all over Southern Missouri and Harrison are featuring an assortment of craft brews composed of organic paint thinner and locally sourced Sudafed boiled in hand-hammered copper pots.

The Bobby Petrino Memorial Pig-Tail Ride starts at 11:00 on Saturday (to coincide with the Razorbacks v. Aggies kickoff). It takes a serious leap in logic to blame BB&BBQ for the Hogs’ loss to TCU – but that won’t stop us from saying it!

• Here’s our point: If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, wouldn’t you also go back in time and stop Bobby from buying that ‘Effing motorcycle?!?!?

Lastly, the BB&BBQ brain-trust banned selling of confederate themed memorabilia from its officially licensed vendors this year.  For you bikers traveling here straight from Charlottesville, however, Collier’s Drug Store on Dickson is filling the market need.  This Fayetteville institution is graciously (and profitably) allowing non-licensed vendors to sell Stars-n-Bars flags, chain-wallets, baby-tees and other cute little hate-trinkets throughout their property.
 

Collier’s Drug, serving Fayetteville for 100 years!

(and willing to profit from neo-confederate race baiting for the last 18 of them)
 
Core Public House Mission – 5:00 to 7:00
2558 E. Mission Blvd (The new location near Mission and Crossover)